“Who wants a shot? You want one? Good. You? Everyone else having one? No, go on have one. Go on, just a little shot. Go on, stop being such a bore. Why not? Don’t be stupid, I’m getting you one anyway. Jagers all round. Go on have one, its on me. Don’t have a Jager then have something else. Have a Sambuca. I’m buying. Three Jager bombs and a Sambuca please. You don’t want it, I’ve already ordered. Come on just drink it. Go on. Ready? Everyone ready? Come on, take your shot. Ready, 1-2-3 gulp.”
These people piss me off. They are a pub nuisance. Go take it to that poncy bar up the road. Wankers.
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