Pavlyuchenko (or as my dad always miss pronounces his name at his time at Spurs Paddy-o-chonko) scores Russia’s fourth and stakes their claim as contenders.
Van Persie plays like Emile Hesky.
Shay Given scores a diving header and gets chalk all over his face.
Spain use an experimental art project no strikers formation.
Shevckenko gets a brace. Mario Gomez gets a brace (wish he’d done that in the Champions League final).
Bendtner gets a brace and Ronaldo can’t hit a barn door.
Spain hammer Ireland and Roy Keane gets sick of ITV patronising them with 'but didn’t they have a good old sing song’.
Danny Welbeck back heal's a winner.
Ibrahimović puts his karate skills to use with a volleyed goal.
Ukraine v France match delayed because of a storm of biblical proportions.
Poland fuck it up and go out, as do Russia.
Greece put an end to the crap jokes about them crumbling like their economy. Christian Ronaldo finds his club form as he puts two past Holland.
Balotelli scores a great volley and then does one of his ever so annoying non celebrations.
John Terry clears a ball off the line that was actually over. 'Well it evens up Lampard’s non-goal from the World Cup' says the commentator. Not so sure that Ukraine feel that way.
Ronaldo’s bullet header.
Spain bore a half arsed France off the pitch.
Two bullet German volleys.
Joe Hart shouts and waves his arms about in the penalty shoot out until Pirlo shuts him up with a chip down the middle.
Ronaldo spends most of the second half against Spain doing that pre free-kick drama thing that he does. Only to blast all of them over the bar.
Balotelli's first half blows Germany away.
Spain run away with it in the final, putting to bed the Spain are boring theory.
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