Empty The Fucking Bin

Steeling milk, not replacing toilet roll, spending an age in the bathroom, making noise late at night, boy or girlfriend always over, leaving a mess in the kitchen, chasing up money for bills, pissing on the toilet seat, not doing washing up, are some of the many annoying things about a house share. In the place I live now the main thing that really pisses me off is the rubbish bin situation. It’s never really been much of a problem in other places I’ve lived. I guess it’s because I used to share with one other mate. But now I live with some girls who never empty the rubbish. It’s a mans job is it? Does that mean if it’s an all girl house share then the rubbish will never be emptied? Would they be contempt to live in piles of shit?

The problems I had in my last place were more on a personal level. I would just get so sick of the fucking sight of my flatmate. The slightest thing used to annoy me. Like the way he took an age to light a cigarette. Holding it for a minute or two. Then after a few false starts with the lighter he’d slowly raise his hand to light it. Then the way he sat back and smoked it would wind me up even more so.
What also annoyed me about that place was getting money for the bills. Making me feel like the bad guy for asking again. Maybe the bills wouldn’t be so much if you didn’t turn up the heating full blast and leave it on all day and night! You don’t need the heading on when you sleep! And stop forgetting to leave it on when you go out and there’s nobody at home!
At least in this house it’s all inclusive so I don’t have to chase people up for bills.

But the rubbish situation here annoys me whenever I go to the kitchen. The bin is obviously full so don’t put any more rubbish on top of it! Fucking empty it! And don’t put cans of beer and bottles in the rubbish bin, put it in the recycling box that is just out side the patio door. It’s only an extra two meter walk and yet sometimes there’s normal rubbish in the recycling bin. It’s not hard to work out what goes into the bin and what goes into the recycling is it?!?!
Sometimes there’s a two litter plastic coke bottle balancing on top of the full to the brim bin. A double annoyance.
There is one other bloke here that does empty the rubbish but he is the worst offender when it comes to what needs to be recycled and what goes into the bin. Plus when he does empty the bin he puts the black plastic bag outside the patio door. It goes out in the front garden! How can the bin men collect it when it’s out in the back garden?!?!

It’s full right now, I’m going to empty it but then I’m on strike. No rubbish emptied for a week.