Saturday, 17 September 2011

Michael Owen Hates Films, Loves A Jigsaw Though

So what does the former England international and now happy to be a reserve at Manchester United Michael Owen get up to in his spare time?
Well a recent tweet of his puts watching films out of the question:

Can't stand films but watched the Inbetweeners series so got to give it a go. Watched about 8 films in my life and 5 of them were Rocky!!!

He went on to tweet again:

Other films I've watched: Jurassic Park, Ghost, Heat, Cool Running. Think that's it!

I can’t imagine footballs mister boring doing anything apart from watching horse racing. Maybe he’s so boring that he puts together a 1000 piece horse racing themed jigsaw puzzle.
Oh wait he does, it was reported in the metro that he spent two hours doing just that.
But after two hours he gave up on the idea and turned on the radio to hear his horse Electric Qatar race at York.
Fucking hell what a bore.

If this video is anything to go by he's a bit of a dick as well. Laughing and celebrating as he puts the ball past a kid in goal. Neville Southall clearly thinks he's a dick as he says to Owen "Well done, he's thirteen."
Owen turns around and says to himself "Game set and match Owen."
Game set and match dick.

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