Issues Of The Day Like Hair

Lot of news going on today, like the budget. What’s gone up? What’s gone down? How will it affect you? Has booze gone up? It’s stayed the same. Okay so let’s move on. The Libya situation. Is the UN military right to intervene? With all the cutbacks that David Cameron has enforced over the last few month why is he so eager to go charging in? Does Colonel Gaddafi dye his hair? Come on, no one has hair that black at the age of 68.
On the subject of hair, while watching Match of the Day last weekend I noticed that Mark Lawrenson has always had that brushed back layered look on top with it being on the verge of a mullet at the back. Alan Hansen Hansen’s side parting never changes either. But at least his hair doesn’t look dated.
Not like former spurs manager Gerry Francis who is still rocking the mullet. Infact its even worse as its receding at the front and even longer at the back.
Roberto Baggio is still persisting with that ponytail rattail thing. Its worse than his 1994 World Cup final penalty miss that he blasted over the bar.
Chris Waddle blasted a World Cup semi final penalty way over the bar. He also had the mullet of all mullet’s but to Waddle’s credit at least he had the sense to get rd of it in the early nineties.