Too Much Information

Everyone on facebook has ‘friends’ on there who are nothing of the sort. I have people I went to school with and have never seen since or would never care to see again. And a few friends of a friend who I met at a party once. In fact I would probably cross the road if I saw them coming my way so I don’t feel like I have to stop and say hello and ask how they are and they say good and they ask how I am and I say yeah I’m good. Then stand there having nothing to say, and as I don’t care what they have to say we say ‘well see you later then.’

None of my real friends play Farmville or Mafia Wars or Pet whatever it‘s fucking called.
None of my real friends give a mundane running commentary on their life with update’s every couple of hours.
None of my real friends constantly tell everyone what their kid is doing. ‘My little man went to the toilet all by himself!!! I am so proud of him.'
None of my real friends take pictures of the dinner they just cooked and post it up.
None of my real friends status updates are crap poetry that they’ve just written.
None of my real friends take a camera with them every fucking time that they go anywhere and put them up on face book the next day. It’s like it didn’t happen if their isn’t any photographic evidence. They are tagged in about two thousand pictures. Think I’m tagged in about thirty five.
None of my real friends just constantly moan in their status updates. Maybe there’re just looking for sympathy. Well sorry but you won’t find it hear. No, but it does make me laugh. One girl especially. She constantly updates, and the updates are a running commentary on her life combined with whinging.
I know so much about her yet I’ve only met her a handful of times. She gives away way too much information. Like saying she’s had enough of the pills that the doctor is prescribing her and she thinks it’s time for some professional help. Too much information. You don’t constantly have to be an open book.
Another update was a rant about how much she hates her job and her colleagues. Then at the end she adds that she also has the worst period ever. Too much information.
I could delete her as a friend but I read all her updates and all the comments because they crack me up. She is totally devoid of humour but she’s unintentionally making me laugh.

Right, I’m hungry think I’m going to make a cheese and marmite sandwich, but first I need to find my camera.